GREY DAY AT ABBEY HEY

27th August 2016 - Abbey Hey 0 v 2 Runcorn Town  - Upon arrival at the ground of Abbey Hey the weather turned ghastly and the grey clouds chucked down more water than we actually bloody well needed.  I wanted to stay outdoors but was forced into the clubhouse where I enjoyed a welcome cup of tea - God bless old Mother Cha'.  Heading outside I watched the warm-up, took note of the decent playing surface and awaited the two teams, who on paper at at least, looked to be well matched.  

The first half developed into a balanced affair with the major difference being Runcorn Town's better organisation, more incisive end product and overall controlled regime.  Two major attacks led to two goals for the away side and despite one or two home side players moaning and groaning the result by the 45 minute mark was a true reflection of the game.  Abbey Hey worked with industry, from defence to midfield mainly held their own but in the final third produced nothing of note.  At half time I discussed matters with a local head, a man whose son was playing for the Hey and who, in truth, was their best player throughout.  The chap also gave me an insight into the Harris Hawk he had on his arm and how it was getting ready for the hunting season - Pheasant and Hares watch out!

The second 45 saw things start as they left off with Abbey Hey battling hard but just coming up short against a well-drilled unit.  Runcorn's No 10 (Craig Cairns) ran amok and brought 2 fouls from a defender who was removed from the game which left things open for a full on onslaught.  An onslaught of sorts did come but it was the 10 man home team who produced it and looked more menacing in the closing period than they had throughout the game.  It is always remarkable how when teams with a man less seem to get the upper hand in a match.  Alas on this occasion the pressing tactics were to no avail and Runcorn Town took all three points and looked a very efficient and sturdy side. The epitome of these traits was Runcorn's No 4, (Danny Jarrett), Man of the Match for sure with a performance that was waterproof and without fuss.  A lesson in how to play simple but effectively - nice work sir!

FINAL THOUGHT - Abbey Hey are best likened to an intestine.  All moves along nicely with a little hard work but when it comes to the final push to produce something solid an unexpected attack of constipation occurs.  Take a relaxing laxative, stay calm and squeeze with focus is my prescribed solution.  Runcorn on the other hand just need to keep using their concentrated fibre and a good pile of steaming victories will mount up.