Saturday, 4 January 2020

MID-TABLE MIDDLEWICH PUSH ON

4th January 2020 - Middlewich Town 3 v 1 Egerton FC - I met the secretary of Middlewich Town after leading a couple of Fungal walks at Arley Hall, a place where that busy doofing bod earns his crust.  We had a chat, I promised to pay Middlewich Town FC a visit and, I reckon, we will repeat this day out a few more times over several years - why not indeed.  Today we had an early birding and fungal walk at Astbury Mere where we saw a few decent things but, unlike last time, no humping canines.  We indulged in tea and toast to, collected a few shrooms for under the scope and then headed to the chosen ground of the day.  It goes without saying that upon arrival we had a catch up with Nathan the Secretary who kindly provided us with teamsheets and then we indulged in chips and tea to keep us ticking through the next 90 minutes or so.  The ground has a decent set up, a raised seating area is well sheltered but we opted for the opposite side of the ground to avoid the solar glare and, with a few bird sightings, more fungal oddities and the odd flower in bloom, this is how the game of expected football unfolded.

The opening humps and bumps came and Egerton finally contributed something akin to an onslaught that was in response to a Middlewich foray forward.  The ball came over the top, No 10 (Doug Pringle) flicked on with his a willing bonse and No 11 (Tom Miller) sent in a punt that was deflected wide.  The corner had about as much threat as a Jack Pike with its teeth extracted - it sucked.  In return to this minor scare the hosts had a free-kick that No 22 (Rory Gorton) wellied into the wall.  Soon after the same team flowed like expelled ale from a the nob of a 20 stone alcoholic.  No 5 (Jack Weedall) and No 8 (Harry Short) were crucial components but the end result was a rather flustered finish with no splash of success.

After some intense battling the home ranks won a brace of corners.  The first saw the rear ranks defend like excitable, disorganised buzz-bombs, the second ended with a  low drilling shot from No 10 (Chris Lunn) that strayed off target.  The game remained highly competitive, the home team continued to just hold the reins, they attacked once more and this time were halted in their tracks by two defensive headers via the hard-working Pringle, he was certainly putting himself around.  Short flowed forth next with a good collect and dash that fed No 7 (Oliver McDonough).  A shot came, another corner was borne and delivered to the back stick were No 18 (Charlie Hatton) put his attempt over the horizontal.

The first goal was still there to be grabbed, both teams were as tight as a navel-knot, there was no sign of anything coming undone anytime soon.  Suddenly the livewire that was Pringle gathered and darted.  The striker only had eyes for goal, he made his effort but was denied by a prostrate keeper whose pins did enough to send the ball away from goal.  As the half went into the dying embers Middlewich earned a free-kick and a corner.  The first was easily quashed, the second ended with a shot over by No 4 (Geoff Basford) - and that was that - ooh heck, a bare-ball bullet was on the cards!

We just had a wander around the pitch for half-time and examined a few flowers in bloom.  Groundsel; Red Dead Nettle; Wavy Bittercress; Shepherd's Purse; Common Mouse Ear; Pineappleweed and Common Field Speedwell were the pitch-side growths with several birds noted for good measure.  I had a piddle at the side of a Laurel Bush, no doubt when I return to the ground the golden-watered patch will be heaving with rare exotic herbs and oversized stinkhorns - I never underestimate the power of the piss.

The second period began with a stunning run made by the impish wriggler labelled as No 15 (Ellis Graham) who rode a determined tackle and was mighty unlucky to see his effort on goal just trickle wide.  The next pop came via the guests again.  Pringle hit a free-kick, in truth I think I could have got closer whilst wearing a pair of flippers and a back-to-front diving helmet - it was a poor effort.  Middlewich tried their best to grab a goal, at the apex of every move things were rushed and going too easily astray - a few bods were venting their frustrations until No 9 (Steven Hughes) found a bit is space out wide and delivered a low ball across the face of goal - somehow the assassin's touch never came, hopes were rising however.

The next eye-snagging passage of play came for the visitors, Pringle and Graham linked up, No 9 (Lee Hendley) released a blisterer, the save by the home No 1 (Charles Masters) was more than applaudable - well played that man.  The man between the sticks had little else to do when the resultant corner was wasted and Middlewich cleared the decks.  Eventually the probing Town earned a free-kick that Short delivered with decent accuracy.  All heads rose, the globe went up and came down, Lunn was on hand to untidily bumble the ball over the line and grab that deadlock breaking nugget - 1 -0 to the hosts, this game though was far from done.

Further into the mush of the matter we went, from a Middlewich corner the visitors raced away, Hendley galloped like a man with a bad dose of the tom-tits and provided a fine-cross that Pringle was there to pounce on.  Weedall however timed his rearguard tackle to perfection and made sure the chance went no further. 

Substitutions came each way, Egerton won a thrown in which was duly launched, nutted on and lashed into the back of the net by a zealous Pringle.  The home team looked rather stunned but soon got stuck back in to the action with Hughes turning and shooting only to see the keeper gather without too much concern.  As the resident ranks pushed, the opposing No 5 (Rob Spilsbury) gathered deep and set about making good ground before eventually feeding the eternally willing Pringle.  The keeper was all that stood between the striker and success, the shot was rushed and reckless, over the sphere flew.

The closing segment of the game brought great heave-ho from either side in a game of attrition and small differences.  A brace of shots flew towards the Egerton goal with various defensive body parts clattered and then another surge saw a laser-like shot fly at the keeper who duly spilled.  Hughes nipped in, toed the ball to the awaiting No 21 (Callum Priestley) who gratefully nudged home and brought great joy for himself, his colleagues and the bench.  This looked a critical moment, Egerton now bust a gut, they were caught on the hop with Middlewich breaking and a penalty shout renting the air.  The referee was not interested until he noted his liner's pennant.  After a quick Tête à Tête the bonus-boot spot was indicated and up stepped Hughes to sweetly hammer the final nail in the trailing teams coffin.

A few minutes later and we were done and dusted.  The players left the pitch, I contemplated the Man of the Match and went for the highly efficient, composed and reliable Middlewich Town No 5 (Jack Weedall), a very eye-catching player who got on with matters in a self-confident and assured manner - you can't beat those who do things quietly and with good authority - nice one.  

FINAL THOUGHT - Egerton are second bottom, look to be in deep trouble and yet, on today's evidence, the league position is nothing less than a stinking lie - the team are better than what the table says and I reckon there will be a slow ascent had over the next couple of months.  The key is just adding a little more width to the set up, keeping things simple and forward moving and, most importantly, when the ball is being moved forth, making sure players get up and offer support and options - task set.  Middlewich have great variation in their team, can alter their style when the need arises and, contain some real match winning elements that should see them add many more wins to the tally before the campaign is done.  There is a strong vein from front to back, the only facet I would work on is composure on the ball and the end decision making.  A few times today threat was had, the ball rushed, attacks set about, the killer ball done with too much haste - all it needs is a foot on the ball, a look and a picked pass - the rewards could be so much greater but hey, tis easier said than done and these are only honest observations from a keen touchline onlooker.  So, any sortie into The Cheshire League, we have a few more lined up, both these teams will get extra viewings, they are very deserved of the support.  

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