Saturday, 11 January 2020

URGENCY OVERRIDES HESITANCY

11th January 2020 - Greenalls Padgate St Oswalds 1 v 4 Middlewich Town - Yet again myself and my lovely wife parachuted down into the wonderful realms of the Cheshire League to see two Premier placed stalwarts battle it out for some precious mid-season points.   The first week back at work after the holiday period had been completed, we wound down on the Friday night with another viewing of 'The Creature From The Black Lagoon' which was as good as we remembered it and after a decent night's sleep we woke up in far better condition than the aforementioned Gill-Man.  I once lived next door to a woman who resembled this underwater beast, she led a quiet life and it was a sad day when she was found dead in a swimming pool with a bra-full of sea-weed and a posterior encrusted by 4 species of Barnacle.  Before the coroner got near the corpse I nipped round to her abode and tried to chisel off some of the barnacles to try and identify and record on a natural history site - alas the clinging molluscs refused to be removed and I lost the chisel inside her rear orifice - weeks later the coroner's verdict was 'death by misadventure' - I wondered what the neighbours thought!

Arriving at the ground after another morn of doofing duties we made sure we were wrapped up well and had a brolly in the car just in case the forecast shabby weather got a trifle out of hand.  There were no brews available at the ground so after buying a can of pop from the bar myself and my good lady eventually picked a favoured viewing point.   There is something so earthy, tangibly real and welcoming at these Cheshire League grounds, there be something DIY in the air and that is always a winning ingredient with this old punk bastard, I could have thrashed a warm drink though.

At 2pm the first ham shank was swung and the initial studded boot got the inflated orb rotating.  The start to the game was lively, No 10 (Jimmy Daniels) for the hosts had an early pop that was deflected wide with the corner decent enough but just a little too high for the rising craniums.  The same team were soon flooding forth again, the sequence was smooth and very easy on the peepers, the tame cross by no 7 (Sol Delaney) didn't do matters justice.  A break duly followed, Middlewich were looking to shatter the host's early hopes but No 9 (Steven Hughes), who was at the helm of the move, was denied at the last by a top drawer tackle.

We travelled further into the game, the Padgate pack won a corner which Daniels received at the back post but could only bumble wide.  Again Middlewich broke, a wonderball found the awaiting No 21 (Callum Priestley) who found himself with only the keeper to beat.  The striker assessed his chances and struck the globe, the home No 1 (Nathan Butler) sprawled well and made a more than adequate save.  Soon after the guests came once more, the home team were guilty of lackadaisical defending, the ball eventually fell to the feet of the eternally animated No 8 (Harry Short) who moved outward, shot to the opposite corner and bagged the first, all important goal, of the game.

Despite now being a goal behind the home team continued to play a good brand of football only let down when any loose ball was hesitated over whereas the Middlewich lads were always laden with urgency and won most 50/50 contests.  A Sparrowhawk flew overhead, ready to pounce, below we needed the resident pack to swoop in for the kill pretty soon before the visitors took flight and shat on their rising ambitions.  Another home corner came, No 6 (Josh Hayes) at the back post brought out the best of the mitter then the travelling Hughes had a chance to double the lead at the other end of the park but got too hot under the collar and thumped way over.

This was a captivating game with an open mode of hoofing played by both teams and a certain freedom given to all players to express themselves.  The Greenalls gang poured forward and won a free kick.  The gratis dig was hit by No 8 (Tom Kirkpatrick) whose shot was mere inches over the horizontal and then, against the flow once more, the guest No 7 (Oliver McDonough) had the ball out wide, made a short dash and delivered. The end result of this quick counter was a close-in nut home by Hughes who did what he was required to do and put a little bit of scoreline distance between the two competing teams. 

A late brace of corners for The Witches saw all cast spells fizzle with 2 further shots had, both straight at the keeper and allowing the hosts to go into the break just 2 behind.

There was no tea available for half-time and no food, we had to share a bag of crisp and munch a few yoghurt coated hazelnuts - they were delicious but a warm brew would have been readily enjoyed - hey ho, life is tough at some of these clubs, they do need to get things sorted though and make a little bit of brass to help the cause.

Half-two, the Greenalls began in eager style but were caught on the hop as Middlewich's No 10 (Chris Lunn) and Priestley linked up, with the latter player nudging the ball just off target.  The trailing team continued to press and strive to get back into this, just the end composure and conviction was lacking, a few frustrated voices were renting the murky air whilst Priestly for the guests blazed one across goal and then played another ball in that was touched back for No 4 (Geoff Basford) to hammer over.  At the opposite end, No 9 (Przeymslaw Staniszowski) emerged from the tackling mush and released a shot the keeper could only push behind for an angled kick.  The ball from the corner was shabby and from here a terse session of dislocated dabbling ensued, akin to a brittle-boned man trying to arouse himself whilst watching a flickering beta-max tape of 'Perspiring Pamela's Trip To Tesco's' - ooh what a film and who knew that a packet of spam could be so erotic.

Back and forth the ball went and then, Greenalls won possession out wide, a dazzling good cross came and there, ready and willing, was No 12 (Ben McWilliams) who nutted home and cut the deficit clean in half - now this was interesting!  The urgency levels now rose, the GPSO squad began to push harder than a Heinz 57 with a belly full of wriggling whelps.  All that was needed was a certain sangfroid when in a position of pregnant potential and the opportunity to give birth to a goal taken with utter coolness and self-command. 

As the skies began to darken, the local sparrows and starlings had a goodnight natter and the game became a very attritional affair.  We entered the final stretch still in a state of uncertainty regarding the final outcome.  Middlewich worked hard and still exhibited a certain sharpness with their McDonough almost in but denied by a good goal-keeping punch.  After a short break for an injury the ball got rolling again and Middlewich caught their opponents napping.  One pass, a touch on and top scoring machine Hughes tapped home and surely confirmed all three points for his side.  That looked to be that, McDonough had a low shot wide before the final whistle and then, just before the closure the 2 goal hero gathered the ball around the edge of the box, considered his chances for a hat-trick and duly walloped the ball home into the top corner to finalise matters on a choice note and treat us all to the best goal of the game.  Within seconds the referee brought closure to the game, the result was perhaps a little cruel for the losers, a trifle kind for the winners but there ya go, the right team won but it was closer than what one would deem after seeing the result on paper.  Man of the Match goes to Middlewich Town's No 7 (Oliver McDonagh) who exemplified the difference between the two teams by playing with a relentless urge, being quick to react to any loose balls (oooh the vulgar bugger) and for running his arse off many times for what most would consider, lost causes.  Keep the spirit mate, it certainly helped your side no end today.

FINAL THOUGHTS - After the match we chatted to Nathan Morris the Middlewich Town secretary and compared notes. We both agreed the game was close and that it was the visitors sharpness and clinical finishing that was the difference.  In each and every department they did enough without overcomplicating matters or going for ludicrous glory.  It was an efficient job done today, Middlewich are a good working unit and over the last 2 weeks I have seen them dig in and come out on top of a couple of competitive matches - all they need to do is just to keep this momentum going for as long as possible - by heck, it is easier said than done.   Greenalls Padgate St Oswalds are just not getting the run of the ball, lacking a lucky break or two and, on what I witnessed today are just a few tweaks away from making their escape from the lower clutches of the league.  A post match chat with their joint manager Andy Dawson revealed that they have had so many matches go the wrong way this season after throwing away numerous chances and giving the opposition too many gifts.  I think the key is as stated in the title of this report and the team just need to be quickest to all stray balls and composed yet urgent when going forward with a belief that the season can be turned around.  I'll stick my neck out and state that the home team will hit a winning streak soon, watch this space and if ya get chance visit both these clubs as soon as - it is DIY and helping them along is what it is all about.

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